Sunday, April 3, 2011

April 3rd, 2011

I'd like to apologize ahead of time to my male readers, because this post is going to be about "girl stuff." And by "girl stuff," I mean boys.

I am really bad at boys.

Okay, I'm not really bad. In theory, I know what boys like; video games, cheesy food, sports, mud, and girls who can pull off looking modest and sexy at the same time. In theory, I'm relatively good at hanging out with boys; I like playing basketball and soccer and football and baseball, and I love video games, and I can carry a conversation about Star Wars and/or Suckerpunch and Transformers. In theory, I have a lot of male friends with whom I hold a range of interesting relationships from purely platonic to mildly flirty to 'ex-alert, watch out'.

But in actuality, boys and I are never on the same page.

Whenever I begin to feel attracted to a guy and we start to hang out more, I somehow push myself into the bro-zone and become a friend. And, I know I'm not just a perma-bro (though I could probably pull it off), because whenever I start thinking of a guy as a friend, he'll randomly profess his love/lust/interest/failure to properly use a pick up line. Whenever I think I'm on good terms with an ex, someone will suddenly inform me that he's trash-talking me, or he'll randomly start crossing the boundaries of our friendship.

From what I understand, this happens to a lot of girls. But for some reason, when I couple my lack of understanding of romantic exchanges with my general lack of social ease and my towering height and impossible work/school schedule and tendency to meet/hit it off with really cool guys that are within weeks of moving 150+ miles away; I get really frustrated.

I'm not quite sure where I was planning on taking this rant-fest, so I think I'm going to leave it at that. Plus, despite my current confusion and anxiety and cluelessness, I think things in the boy department might actually be looking up. So, I guess we'll see.

I hope all of your love lives are flowing more smoothly and enjoyably than mine, and that BEDA is still going well!

3 comments:

  1. Boys. Bah.

    But, okay... so I clicked your Twitter link on the side of your page. And... um... I definitely think that's not so much you. Hahaha

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  2. Hahaha. That is definitely not my twitter; I'm not sure how I managed that one, but it should be fixed shortly.

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  3. Guys are always far more confusing than they are worth. I've gone through a whole bunch of similar situations in the past. From guys who I thought I was 'just friends' with who suddenly decide they want more (this is both in a relationship-y and more um, occasional sense) to guys who I thought were interested but weren't. But without fail I have never been fully on the same page with any of them.
    I agree it's ridiculously frustrating!

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